Is Jill Duggar the lone voice of reason in her family? The reality show star got pregnant almost immediately after getting married (some say suspiciously too soon after tying the knot) and she recently revealed to the media that she will be having a boy, E! Online reports. But she also said a couple of things that hinted toward a possibly more reasonable approach to building her family than her mother, Michelle, has taken.
Jill says she would be open to adoption-something that the elder Duggars have not pursued. Michelle and Jimmy Lee once said they were considering adoption and would pray about it. They said they would do it if God wanted them to. It appears that God does not want them to adopt any of the starving children who desperately need homes. It appears that God wants them to continue trying to overpopulate the earth.
Despite God’s insistence that none of the millions of lonely adoptable children need a home with the elder Duggars, adoption would be a much more environmentally and socially responsible path to take to build Jill’s family than continually popping out babies one after the other as her mother Michelle has done. There are so many kids who need loving homes that are here on this earth already. No additional babies are actually needed or desired by this planet, and adoption would certainly go a long way in helping the Duggars reduce their already astoundingly large environmental footprint.
While Jill Duggar says she is open to adoption, she also said that she would have as many biological children as God decrees. Jill should become the lone voice of reason in her family and stick closer to the adoption track. The world has far too many Duggars as it is now.
With regard to whether or not Jill and her husband Derick Dillard created their little spawn before they got married (because you know you want to know), E! Online did an extensive calculation and concluded that the baby was most likely conceived after the couple tied the knot. Is it not just like the dastardly Duggards to rob us all of a delicious scandal?
It would be just swell if the real scandal were for Jill to stop having babies right after her first one is born. Certainly that would raise eyebrows in the Duggars’ uber-religious community. However, it would be a blessed relief to the over-taxed planet, and if Jill and Derick do pursue adoption, they would be contributing something so much more valuable than creating additional humans to clog up the environment. Has anyone ever calculated the Duggars’ carbon footprint? Scary!
But Jill Duggar could put a stop to that out-of-control environmental hot mess by being the lone voice of reason in her family and turning toward adoption to add to her soon-to-be-enormous herd of brats. Jill has the right idea, and had she not had the unfortunate fate of being born into the Duggar household with their special brand of insane beliefs, she might even have done something important with her life as it seems there is a little bit of intelligence in that pretty little head of hers trying to break free.
Hopefully, her undoubtedly randy husband will support the adoption idea. Although the children Jill and Derick could potentially adopt will have to grow up being brainwashed into a lunatic fringe Christian cult, it is probably still better than whatever they might have to face if they end up on the streets. Best of luck to Jill Duggar and her husband as they embark on building their own empire of ankle-biters.
By: Madison Cheyenne